Certificate of Authenticity

OK, it's not a real Certificate of Authenticity but I had to jazz the Lint up a bit before I traded it off. I didn't want to just dig in my pocket and pull out and hand over my Lint Monster without it safe and secure in a capsule or something. Someone could really get hurt with a Lint Monster on the loose if it was not contained.

So I present to you one secure Pinch of Pocket Lint with the official unofficial Certificate of Authenticity.

Send your offers for One Pinch of Pocket Lint with the official unofficial Certificate of Authenticity to onepinchofpocketlint@gmail.com